Did somebody bring an auger? |
The words skiing and water usually end in disaster unless there's a boat involved. That includes the late spring contests where skiers dress up in ridiculous costumes and go skimming across open water to reaffirm principles of speed, air displacement, and blood alcohol content.
But I wasn't picturing the margarita fueled crowds of some resort. I was more focused on driving out thoughts of a dark, cold, wet hole that was waiting for me on the other side of an unknown thickness of snow and ice beneath my feet.
Such is the mental battle on Hillman's Highway on a warm spring day.